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    if a class action lawsuit actually emails me THREE TIMES to ask me to join it I’m sorry but that’s loser energy. I don’t want to be associated with that. My dignity is not worth a check for $12.19 17 months from now or whatever

    hello digital media publication whose parent company has had three rounds of layoffs in the last 5 weeks. I noticed that your breaking news posted at 12:30am on a Sunday morning had a typo in it. (smirk) write much?

    can’t stop thinking about the instructions on the little pager the local food truck gave me while I was waiting for my lunch

    “when beep and flash / please take the meal”

    every once in a while I remember the David Letterman "are these your drums" supercut exists and I'm just so thankful

    after the success of Hawk Tuah in 2024 I would like to place my bid for Onomatopoeia of 2025 to be “bingalingaling”, the sound of the little bells on the back of the door to a local business

    just saw someone describe squid game season two as having “stomach-churning vibes” and I have just decided that I am a sort of “emotional himbo” for not wanting to spend time experiencing anything described as that


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