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    there should be a career track for people who think they should get to make all the decisions but don't want to do all the boring business stuff. which one is that

    a fun thing you could do if you were going to belgium was becoming an "IPA Hunter" where you go around from bar to bar and if you find anyone drinking an IPA you slap it out of their hand. on account of their different famous beer

    if a class action lawsuit actually emails me THREE TIMES to ask me to join it I’m sorry but that’s loser energy. I don’t want to be associated with that. My dignity is not worth a check for $12.19 17 months from now or whatever

    hello digital media publication whose parent company has had three rounds of layoffs in the last 5 weeks. I noticed that your breaking news posted at 12:30am on a Sunday morning had a typo in it. (smirk) write much?

    can’t stop thinking about the instructions on the little pager the local food truck gave me while I was waiting for my lunch

    “when beep and flash / please take the meal”

    every once in a while I remember the David Letterman "are these your drums" supercut exists and I'm just so thankful

    after the success of Hawk Tuah in 2024 I would like to place my bid for Onomatopoeia of 2025 to be “bingalingaling”, the sound of the little bells on the back of the door to a local business


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