I keep thinking about how Aaron Sorkin, in the Social Reckoning press cycle, was just casually like "maybe I just don't have director rizz" and I've seen like two mentions of it

phone battery, hearthstone battlegrounds MMR, inbox emails, things today todos, hours since diet coke, hydration levels, feedbin rss unread (neglected), minute cryptic dot com streak, podcast queue size, wife meter,

when the movie shows a slightly slowed video of me enjoying myself to indicate that my comeuppance is overdue at the hands of the cute animal mascot protagonist <<<<<<<

rankin bass hobbit!

(meeting someone) I wonder if they've played Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor...

guy who, when it comes to what happens in my brain when I see the world "tumbler", has the same chemical reaction occur when he sees the word "grinder"

inventing a new kind of pizza restaurant that serves pizza by the slice with three side dishes included in every order so that this joke makes a lick of sense