it would be wild if China pulled all its games out of the US and you find out which guys you know are emigrating for Marvel Rivals or Zenless Zone Zero or whatever

try to imagine how much more annoying The Truman Show would have been if the concept of "big data" had been popularized just before its creation

I keep thinking about how Aaron Sorkin, in the Social Reckoning press cycle, was just casually like "maybe I just don't have director rizz" and I've seen like two mentions of it

phone battery, hearthstone battlegrounds MMR, inbox emails, things today todos, hours since diet coke, hydration levels, feedbin rss unread (neglected), minute cryptic dot com streak, podcast queue size, wife meter,

when the movie shows a slightly slowed video of me enjoying myself to indicate that my comeuppance is overdue at the hands of the cute animal mascot protagonist <<<<<<<

rankin bass hobbit!

(meeting someone) I wonder if they've played Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor...