(meeting someone) I wonder if they've played Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor...

guy who, when it comes to what happens in my brain when I see the world "tumbler", has the same chemical reaction occur when he sees the word "grinder"

inventing a new kind of pizza restaurant that serves pizza by the slice with three side dishes included in every order so that this joke makes a lick of sense

arse technica
daring snowball
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slashdot

I have not bought them

thank you jesus christ in advance of giving me the power to do this. I hate this game on a fundamental level, I think it is evil, and it is through your power that I will complete this game that will make me a true nintendo fan to have added to my game completion lifestyle, amen, thank you miyamoto-san and jesus-senpai

when you go to the JRPG armor shop and the correct thing to do is to buy matching shoes for everyone