when the movie shows a slightly slowed video of me enjoying myself to indicate that my comeuppance is overdue at the hands of the cute animal mascot protagonist <<<<<<<

rankin bass hobbit!

(meeting someone) I wonder if they've played Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor...

guy who, when it comes to what happens in my brain when I see the world "tumbler", has the same chemical reaction occur when he sees the word "grinder"

inventing a new kind of pizza restaurant that serves pizza by the slice with three side dishes included in every order so that this joke makes a lick of sense

arse technica
daring snowball
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I have not bought them