which one of you is the hewlett and which one is the packard

is a sentence I cooked up while mentally ill last weekend and it has been rattling around in my brain ever since

I gotta say, this year has not been very brat so far

"Keep Portland Weird" includes the elevator safety inspection company that has purchased billboards in at least 3 distinct neighborhoods this winter

the USA might be a total clusterfuck and my work situation might be intensely stressful but at least I’ve got uhhhhh forty-five minutes of Hearthstone Battlegrounds a night

becoming the kottke.org of #good ideas

there should be a career track for people who think they should get to make all the decisions but don't want to do all the boring business stuff. which one is that

a fun thing you could do if you were going to belgium was becoming an "IPA Hunter" where you go around from bar to bar and if you find anyone drinking an IPA you slap it out of their hand. on account of their different famous beer