if anyone in tech were actually interested in making the world a better place they would invent a set of earbuds with the ergonomics and convenience of the airpods pro but with near-zero latency. (greg daniels shouting on taskmaster voice) I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE LIMITED BY BOTH THE BLUETOOTH PROTOCOL AND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, NERDS! FIGURE IT OUT!

yeah so when you need to get past a guy you just jump on their head and it'll kill them. and then you can keep going without worrying about them anymore.

"I need to enter my mind palace" is a fairly polite and modern way of saying "shut up for a minute please"

the problem with going on a reality tv show is that you have to suppress the urge to go "what is this, some kind of jo schmo show" every 5 minutes

is the "unregistered hypercam" watermark the first digital land acknowledgement

has there ever been a This American Life segment about YTMND