(introducing my friend to the video game protagonist lifestyle)
yeah so when you need to get past a guy you just jump on their head and it'll kill them. and then you can keep going without worrying about them anymore.

applying to software engineering roles like

(the mechanical turk operator, after the door at the back of the device has been opened)

"I need to enter my mind palace" is a fairly polite and modern way of saying "shut up for a minute please"

the problem with going on a reality tv show is that you have to suppress the urge to go "what is this, some kind of jo schmo show" every 5 minutes

okay let this be a lesson, I put my email address in a mailto link on a random weblog in 2024 and 10 months later I get 1-3 daily spam emails inviting me to a whatsapp chat in order to contract web design services

all eyeglasses should be manufactured in a barebones, standard, accessory-compliant format with support for “augs” (functional) and “jibbitz” (aesthetic). a sort of nationalized crocs, for your face