got thinking about someone who runs a movement about the concept "legalize entrapment" and then realized that I'm basically reinventing Minority Report

(writing my first post on LinkedIn)
in the words of Trent Reznor, my whole existence is flawed! But it's in the face of that adversity, and with the energy of a new opportunity, that you can help me become somebody else: someone who can feel your challenges from the inside

I would say the abysmal crowd at this concert I bought tickets to on the basis that I saw the band once in 2003 exists somehow at the improbable intersection of former steampunk enthusiasts and people who think soccer is “gay”

(me, to an enemy, forever, just in case, having read jezebel) I, uh, curse you, I guess

tfw people ask why you're still on social media

input validation is old news. instead of rejecting the invalid content, you should accept it anyway, then shame the user constantly until they fix it

saw a bluesky account today, registered in june of 2023, with 89 thousand posts

TRACK STAR GUY: who's this
ME: Talk Show Boy. "Watch As I Perform My Own Tracheotomy." Australian blog-era glitch pop genius. He went viral later for being that Australian teenager who had a big party in his house, I think
TRACK STAR GUY: no, that's not correct at all. that was a completely different person, who was younger, years later
ME: disagree, but okay, let's go next