science has managed to create a new grimes and now it’s up to us as a society to protect her this time
🎵 life is a highway
😴 I’m gonna fall asleep
👍 while
😎 I
💥 drive
there have been a couple situations recently where I’ve felt awkward after mentioning that I had spent some time sitting and listening to music without doing anything else but like… music is good? you’re the weird ones!!!
anomalies can be so miserable but every once in a while you get a game like this
I saw a custom license plate "HARPUA" today and I'm not proud to admit my immediate thought was "pluck on that thang"
look,
we're all stuck on 1.0% of downloading a torrent that has the episode of House Hunters starring someone we met at a party one time 2 years ago
to a couple
which one of you is the hewlett and which one is the packard
(Hold Steady voice)
"I also choose this guy's oshi"
is a sentence I cooked up while mentally ill last weekend and it has been rattling around in my brain ever since
I gotta say, this year has not been very brat so far