the main crisis among masculine people I know is that they need a keyboard for their TV setup but can't find one they like

Nick Hornby's "High Fidelity" was so repellent to the internet that it spawned a whole new musical genre purely to oppose it, with its own bookish take on a Rosie the Riveter-style cultural icon: the humble "Lofi Girl" herself. And the folks who made it happen? Couldn't have possibly seen what would come next.

got thinking about someone who runs a movement about the concept "legalize entrapment" and then realized that I'm basically reinventing Minority Report

(writing my first post on LinkedIn)
in the words of Trent Reznor, my whole existence is flawed! But it's in the face of that adversity, and with the energy of a new opportunity, that you can help me become somebody else: someone who can feel your challenges from the inside

I would say the abysmal crowd at this concert I bought tickets to on the basis that I saw the band once in 2003 exists somehow at the improbable intersection of former steampunk enthusiasts and people who think soccer is “gay”

(me, to an enemy, forever, just in case, having read jezebel) I, uh, curse you, I guess

tfw people ask why you're still on social media

input validation is old news. instead of rejecting the invalid content, you should accept it anyway, then shame the user constantly until they fix it