ICE SPICE: sponge bob
JAKE RODKIN: horse bag
ICE SPICE: pants okay

they are tricking you!!! they used to pay someone to do a good job of the documentation in place of the coders who didn't do it!!! you are falling for it!!!

I believe that wearing headphones at the grocery store if you don’t have, like, an emotional need for it is kind of an anti-social move but I have to admit as I’m about to walk into the grocery store the sunday before american thanksgiving I wish I did not hold that belief

"nepotism is actually good because in a country where we spend too much time at work, inviting family members into the workplace is just a way of making time for them in your routine--and you're risking your reputation to do so"

“did you read the Tabs-endorsed Handbasket rebuttal to the Harper’s Gooner piece?”, a question dreamed up by the utterly deranged

can we get taylor lorenz on this

sometimes I look at my browser and see that there's only one tab open and think "oh, shoot, I must have opened a second window by accident" but no-- it's just the only tab I have open