(me, to an enemy, forever, just in case, having read jezebel) I, uh, curse you, I guess

input validation is old news. instead of rejecting the invalid content, you should accept it anyway, then shame the user constantly until they fix it

saw a bluesky account today, registered in june of 2023, with 89 thousand posts

drunk on bugs

TRACK STAR GUY: who's this
ME: Talk Show Boy. "Watch As I Perform My Own Tracheotomy." Australian blog-era glitch pop genius. He went viral later for being that Australian teenager who had a big party in his house, I think
TRACK STAR GUY: no, that's not correct at all. that was a completely different person, who was younger, years later
ME: disagree, but okay, let's go next

park that car, drop that phone, it was always burning since the world's been turning

it's actually ridiculous that Blippo+'s Femtofax has different text-rendering engines for different boards? Like the Read-Only Review does this weird self-correcting for word-wrap, whereas Subspace Spotlight just types it out with wraps pre-calculated. And Micro Meditation is doing a whole thing. Wow!

who, me? I guess I'm pretty much just playing the metroidvania that is life...