yeah so when you need to get past a guy you just jump on their head and it'll kill them. and then you can keep going without worrying about them anymore.

"I need to enter my mind palace" is a fairly polite and modern way of saying "shut up for a minute please"

the problem with going on a reality tv show is that you have to suppress the urge to go "what is this, some kind of jo schmo show" every 5 minutes

is the "unregistered hypercam" watermark the first digital land acknowledgement

has there ever been a This American Life segment about YTMND

okay let this be a lesson, I put my email address in a mailto link on a random weblog in 2024 and 10 months later I get 1-3 daily spam emails inviting me to a whatsapp chat in order to contract web design services

all eyeglasses should be manufactured in a barebones, standard, accessory-compliant format with support for “augs” (functional) and “jibbitz” (aesthetic). a sort of nationalized crocs, for your face