del the funkee homo sapien, conspiracy-theorizing the existence of a perfect form of nonbinary music listener in 2001
chicks and dudes? who you think is really kickin' tunes?
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we are the children of the people who could find the tweets you wish you could find
it's weird that the "epson" brand name means "son of electronic printer" but the "brother" brand name does not mean "brother of electronic printer"
(staring deeply into the mirror)
I am exactly the correct amount of horny, in the correct ways, towards the correct individuals and objects
I don't think making the MMX dash an unlock was good for the game, they should have just made it part of the base kit. stage order in megaman in general is a terrible mechanic that excludes a huge number of potential fans and every legacy collection should come with an "action platformer" mode that just plays the game in the correct stage order without a menu selection screen at all
if you ever need to see some kinds of guys, G Street Live is there for you:
she 7 on my 8 'til I 9
wow it's wild that "truman sₕow" anagrams to "tuna wormsₕ"
I think more of my ideas should get recognized for their correctness and timeliness
if anyone in tech were actually interested in making the world a better place they would invent a set of earbuds with the ergonomics and convenience of the airpods pro but with near-zero latency. (greg daniels shouting on taskmaster voice) I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE LIMITED BY BOTH THE BLUETOOTH PROTOCOL AND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, NERDS! FIGURE IT OUT!