is there an indicator that’s like a reverse GDP that’s just a stat of how many grown adults in the country are convinced they’re actually building time machines

in 2026 I am trying to replace social media scrolling with re-reading lyrics by Del the Funky Homosapien. It’s just as satisfying

when I lick wood, I dye it

I'm a "me completist"—I like to experience my entire life

does my blog embed bluesky posts? I honestly don't know

interesting...it seems beer was served omakase in 1980s american bars

did you hear about ████? yeah... he's an infohazard now.

it sucks so much, dude.

we have to stop perceiving him.

ICE SPICE: sponge bob
JAKE RODKIN: horse bag
ICE SPICE: pants okay