if anyone in tech were actually interested in making the world a better place they would invent a set of earbuds with the ergonomics and convenience of the airpods pro but with near-zero latency. (greg daniels shouting on taskmaster voice) I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE LIMITED BY BOTH THE BLUETOOTH PROTOCOL AND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, NERDS! FIGURE IT OUT!
all eyeglasses should be manufactured in a barebones, standard, accessory-compliant format with support for “augs” (functional) and “jibbitz” (aesthetic). a sort of nationalized crocs, for your face
proximity voice in multiplayer games like lethal company and peak is the most fascinating thing that's happened on the internet in the 2020s and there should be some kind of web-based experience that plays with that
starting a public benefit corp in order to do a Meow Wolf-style physical art installation but it's a voxel-perfect recreation of the 3D-rendered world built for each scene in the video game Pyst, the Peter Bergman (of Firesign Theatre fame)-helmed parody of Myst
there should be a high-profile indie rhythm game with a soundtrack by glass beach. the gitaroo man of the 2020s
there should be a career track for people who think they should get to make all the decisions but don't want to do all the boring business stuff. which one is that
some websites should have hallways between their pages, to provide you the chance to prepare for what lies in the “next room”
but maybe it could work for us?