TRACK STAR GUY: who's this
ME: Talk Show Boy. "Watch As I Perform My Own Tracheotomy." Australian blog-era glitch pop genius. He went viral later for being that Australian teenager who had a big party in his house, I think
TRACK STAR GUY: no, that's not correct at all. that was a completely different person, who was younger, years later
ME: disagree, but okay, let's go next