my brain: hey
my brain: hey listen up
me: what?
my brain: how come there's not a DJ named "TJ Waxx"
me: because it's stupid, that's why
my brain: hahaha you should post that shit
me: no! it's not even good
my brain: yeah that's the point
me: hmm. one sec (opening a web browser)
me: oof, actually, there is one reference to the concept of a DJ named "TJ Waxx" and it's on the official TJ Maxx Threads account
my brain: ...
me: so you're exactly as funny as the social media team for TJ Maxx
my brain: