end the curse, wizard, I beg of you

they’d never let me on jeopardy even if I was smart enough to pass the tests (which I’m not) because I’d do an audition round and the question would be “what is Harry Potter” and instead I’d say “ewww, uh, what is Harry Potter”

as an american, when people tell me they are from "leeds" or "nottingham", it is like they have said they are from "narnia" or "stormwind", and I am sorry for that

I can’t even wrap my head around what it’s like to be farsighted. Like how can you not see things that are right there. they’re right there

there should be a high-profile indie rhythm game with a soundtrack by glass beach. the gitaroo man of the 2020s

dreaming about checking out The Serviceberry from the library and then just not returning it <3

sorry I didn't post for the first half of February; I was facing the reality of the last 6 months of my life all at once in every way and it sucked shit!!

we all have to stop and think occasionally about how "Dropout TV" exists as a result of a website that posted "babe of the day" content in the early 2010s