"I need to enter my mind palace" is a fairly polite and modern way of saying "shut up for a minute please"

the problem with going on a reality tv show is that you have to suppress the urge to go "what is this, some kind of jo schmo show" every 5 minutes

is the "unregistered hypercam" watermark the first digital land acknowledgement

has there ever been a This American Life segment about YTMND

okay let this be a lesson, I put my email address in a mailto link on a random weblog in 2024 and 10 months later I get 1-3 daily spam emails inviting me to a whatsapp chat in order to contract web design services

all eyeglasses should be manufactured in a barebones, standard, accessory-compliant format with support for “augs” (functional) and “jibbitz” (aesthetic). a sort of nationalized crocs, for your face

thinking about becoming someone who can do a whole press tour based on the idea that “reaganomics” is actually a combination of “reagan” and “ergonomics”

I try to learn the names of Final Fantasy XIV characters but I have never been able to memorize them intentionally. They just either come to me eventually, or they don't. I'm so sorry to all my friends who know the names of all of the Final Fantasy XIV characters

Knowing me is a sort of experiential version of Blue Prince, where at the start you feel powerless in a compelling way but by the end of it you're just wondering if there are any more rewarding mysteries left, or if the rest of it would just be kind of annoying to actually reach