okay let this be a lesson, I put my email address in a mailto link on a random weblog in 2024 and 10 months later I get 1-3 daily spam emails inviting me to a whatsapp chat in order to contract web design services

all eyeglasses should be manufactured in a barebones, standard, accessory-compliant format with support for “augs” (functional) and “jibbitz” (aesthetic). a sort of nationalized crocs, for your face

thinking about becoming someone who can do a whole press tour based on the idea that “reaganomics” is actually a combination of “reagan” and “ergonomics”

I try to learn the names of Final Fantasy XIV characters but I have never been able to memorize them intentionally. They just either come to me eventually, or they don't. I'm so sorry to all my friends who know the names of all of the Final Fantasy XIV characters

Knowing me is a sort of experiential version of Blue Prince, where at the start you feel powerless in a compelling way but by the end of it you're just wondering if there are any more rewarding mysteries left, or if the rest of it would just be kind of annoying to actually reach

proximity voice in multiplayer games like lethal company and peak is the most fascinating thing that's happened on the internet in the 2020s and there should be some kind of web-based experience that plays with that

(guy who got really into cocaine in the 80s voice) yeah, of course the people who are anti-cocaine have great examples of idiots who messed up their lives using cocaine. But they're pretending like there's not also very smart people, who use the right amount of cocaine, for the benefits

we used to properly employ perverts

I have re-entered the "Romanticizing Something I Was ~15 Years Too Young to Do" stage of my career (being a programmer on consumer CD-ROMs)