anomalies can be so miserable but every once in a while you get a game like this

I saw a custom license plate "HARPUA" today and I'm not proud to admit my immediate thought was "pluck on that thang"

we're all stuck on 1.0% of downloading a torrent that has the episode of House Hunters starring someone we met at a party one time 2 years ago

which one of you is the hewlett and which one is the packard

is a sentence I cooked up while mentally ill last weekend and it has been rattling around in my brain ever since

I gotta say, this year has not been very brat so far

"Keep Portland Weird" includes the elevator safety inspection company that has purchased billboards in at least 3 distinct neighborhoods this winter

the USA might be a total clusterfuck and my work situation might be intensely stressful but at least I’ve got uhhhhh forty-five minutes of Hearthstone Battlegrounds a night