if a class action lawsuit actually emails me THREE TIMES to ask me to join it I’m sorry but that’s loser energy. I don’t want to be associated with that. My dignity is not worth a check for $12.19 17 months from now or whatever
hello digital media publication whose parent company has had three rounds of layoffs in the last 5 weeks. I noticed that your breaking news posted at 12:30am on a Sunday morning had a typo in it. (smirk) write much?
can’t stop thinking about the instructions on the little pager the local food truck gave me while I was waiting for my lunch
every once in a while I remember the David Letterman "are these your drums" supercut exists and I'm just so thankful
some websites should have hallways between their pages, to provide you the chance to prepare for what lies in the “next room”
after the success of Hawk Tuah in 2024 I would like to place my bid for Onomatopoeia of 2025 to be “bingalingaling”, the sound of the little bells on the back of the door to a local business
truly a theme for 2025. It reflects what I’m doing (a thing) and where (over here)
just saw someone describe squid game season two as having “stomach-churning vibes” and I have just decided that I am a sort of “emotional himbo” for not wanting to spend time experiencing anything described as that
– pull quote from a television commercial I thought was about the sport of hockey but was actually about an NHL video game
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