some websites should have hallways between their pages, to provide you the chance to prepare for what lies in the “next room”

after the success of Hawk Tuah in 2024 I would like to place my bid for Onomatopoeia of 2025 to be “bingalingaling”, the sound of the little bells on the back of the door to a local business

truly a theme for 2025. It reflects what I’m doing (a thing) and where (over here)

just saw someone describe squid game season two as having “stomach-churning vibes” and I have just decided that I am a sort of “emotional himbo” for not wanting to spend time experiencing anything described as that

• running the Morrison report
• running the Wilson report
• having things on someone’s desk by 5
• running the Evans report

“I love the way this game looks and the way the players look on the ice”

– pull quote from a television commercial I thought was about the sport of hockey but was actually about an NHL video game

I think the most insulting thing about “motion smoothing” on TVs is that it doesn’t even work right on a lot of them! There’s a screen tearing effect every 5-6 seconds during scenes where the camera is moving quickly because it can’t actually keep up? Like if you’re going to make everything look like ass at least take it seriously

thinking about how there’s more than one guy out there who meets people and is like “yeah I have like a character I do on social media. It’s… God? yeah like the Christian one. yeah no exactly. I mean the idea of him, I guess. The signifiers. Old guy, beard, omniscient. I don’t really get into the religion stuff. No, yeah, it’s more like I roll my eyes at Republicans. Yeah, like 15% of all BlueSky users follow me. No, I haven’t met Lin-Manuel.”